The Porcelain Patrol Rides Again

There are laws that really need enforcing. This is not one of them. The worst thing I've ever experienced in a bathroom is no toilet paper. No one has ever asked me to have sex in one, but I might just not be pissing in the right places. I don't understand the sting anymore than I understand anyone's willingness to have sex in a public bathroom. Gross! Maybe the cops are just getting their own rocks off hanging out in bathrooms all day. You know that any motorist who sees a cop in a certain spot just once, is forever careful in that area, cop or no cop, just in case. A public toilet can't be any different. If the people who want sex in a bathroom know a cop is apt to walk in at any time, is there really any need for the porcelain patrol? And what is the "crime against nature" of which the toilet police speak? Being gay? That's what happens when the homophobic, racist, religious right has anything to do with making the laws. I don't care who is gay or straight, but if you are gay and you use your position to make the life of other gays that much harder just to convince people you are straight, you deserve a cop in the next stall.